invite your friends invite your coworkers

invite vets and coast guard deserters

invite the haves and the have-nots

now's the time to take stock in what we got

click n click n clack goes the train on the track

we got to get them all here before we hit the sack

everybody's bothered -- everybody's hot

got a party in the parking lot

we got a soiree

we've got a wing ding

we've got a party

we've got reason to sing

nicholas the second and elvis presley too

have a barbra streisand drag queen with a fu manchu

andy rooney's smokin up in a shack

while sonny and cher are making out in back

mr. furley says "too loud -- get them out!"

but this is what a party's supposed to be about

we've got to mosey somewhere before the party's shot

got a party in the parking lot

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we've got 6 pack party favors

cocktail weenies in a dozen flavors

keys in the front yard -- dancing in the back

i'll take a parking lot to any old love shack

now there's just a few of us -- and the garbage

got nothing to eat except some mustard in the fridge

everybody's passed out there's hardly a sound

except the drunken shriner who's still dancing around

my sister left with the band around three a.m.

i've got a migraine from my eyes to my brain stem

hope our guests liked it, hope they liked lots

gotta party in the parking lot