I saw you naked and you were chasing a pig

So I led the police to your house and showed 'em where to dig

You thought you could live in peace

But I saw you naked and I called the police

I saw you naked and I saw the terrible things you did



I saw you naked and you know it made me sick,

I saw you naked you were camping with scouts

I know they earned some merit badges when the lights went out

How could you touch those children?

I saw you naked and you were holding a trout!

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