Partical man,

Partical man,

Doin' the things a partical can.

What's he like, it's not important,

Partical man.

Is he dot, or is he a spec?

When he's under water does he get wet?

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows, Partical man.



Triangle man,

Triangle man,

Triangle man hates partical man.

They have a fight, triangle wins,

Triangle man.



Universe man,

Universe man,

Size of the entire universe man.

Usually kind to smaller man,

Universe man.

He's got a watch with a minute hand,

A millenium hand, and a eon hand.

And when they meet, it's happy land,

Powerful man, Universe man.



Person man,

Person man,

Hit on the head with a frying pan.

Lives his life in a garbage can,

Person man.

Is he depressed, or is he a mess?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with Person man?

The greatest man, Person man.



Triangle man,

Triangle man,

Triangle man hates Person man,

they have a fight, Triangle wins,

Triangle man