Particle man, particle man

Doing the thins a particle can

What's he like?

It's not important

Particle man



Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater

Does he get wet?

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows

Particle man



Triangle man, Triangle man

Triangle man hates particle man

They hve a fight

Triangle wins

Triangle man



Universe man, Universe man

Size of the entire universe man

Usually kind to smaller man

Universe man



He's got a watch with a minute hand

Millenium hand and an eon hand

And when they meet it's a happy land

Powerful man, universe man



Person man, person man

Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can

Person man



Is depressed or is he a mess

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with person man?

Degraded man, person man



Triangle man, triangle man

Triangle man hates person man

They have a fight

Triangle wins

Triangle man

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