Finger food and an ice cold keg

It won't cost you an arm and a leg

Dance all night to a rotten band

Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand



Saturday night, it's the place to be

Everybody cut footloose with me

At the party at the leper colony

Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

Hey



Met a little lady so pretty and young

She was quite a little talker 'till the cat got her tongue

She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm

Well, pretty soon she was completely disarmed



I said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me"

But she cried her eyes out - literally

At the party at the leper colony

Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

Hey, hey



Hey now, buddy, don't you give me no lip

Sorry I was using your head for dip

There's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who

Wait a minute, it looks like Stu



Well, hold the phone now, what do I see?

Another pretty mama got her eye on me

At the party at the leper colony

Oh, there's a party at the leper colony



There's a party at the leper colony

(Party at the leper colony)

There's a party at the leper colony

(Party at the leper colony)



Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

Yeah, party at the leper colony

Well, there's a party at the leper colony

(Party at the leper colony)

Hey