My album sucks, the critics say

I can't sing and I can't play

All I care about is sex and money

I look out-dated, I think that's funny



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But I'm too shallow to really give a damn

Cause I sing for a party rock band



In '86, fans ripped out my hair

Now it's '96, there ain't none there

The girls used to talk dirty to me

But now it just really hurts when I pee



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But I'm too stoned to really give a damn

'cause I sing for my party rock band



Bi-sexual girls, come get to know me

You can be my two and only

I'll be your brain-damaged party rock man



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My agent says I need publicity

Told me act depressed, they'd take me seriously

So wrecked my car into a telephone pole

Tried to date the singer from Hole

But Courtney didn't love me

Don't they understand?



Cuz I'm a shallow minded, sex cravin', don't

care about nothing unless I'm getting laid



Party rock band