Fraggle, Fraggle, two by four,

Let's go through the pantry door.

Go through thin and go through fat.

Let's go look for Boober's hat.

But my hat just isn't there.

Then let's go find a juicy pear.

If that juicy pear is gooey,

Let's go find some chicken chop suey.

If that chicken chop suey is tough,

Let's go find some stroganoff.

If that stroganoff is phony,

Let's go find some macaroni.

Macaroni is too long.

Let's go sing a different song.