Peel me a grape

Crush me some ice

Skin me a peach

Save the fuzz for my pillow

Start me a smoke

Talk to me nice



You gotta wine me and dine me

Don't try to fool me

Bejewel me

Either amuse me or lose me

I'm gettin' hungry

Peel me a grape



Pop me a cork

French me a fry

Crack me a nut

Bring a bowl full of bonbons

Chill me some wine

Keep standin' by



Just entertain me

Champagne me

Show me you love me

Kid glove me

Best way to cheer me

Cashmere me

I'm gettin' hungry

Peel me a grape



Here's how to be an agreeable chap

Love me and leave me in luxury's lap

Hop when I holler, skip when I snap

When I say do it, jump to it



Send out for Scotch

Boil me a crab

Cut me a rose

Make my tea with the petals

Just hang around

Pick up the tab



Never out-think me

Just mink me

Polar bear rug me

Don't bug me

New Thunderbird me

You heard me

I'm gettin' hungry

Peel me a grape

(Make it the seedless kind