Peel me a grape, crush me some ice

Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow

Talk to me nice, talk to me nice

You've got to wine and dine me



Don't try to fool me bejewel me

Either amuse me or lose me

I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape



Pop me a cork, french me a fry

Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons

Chill me some wine, keep standing by

Just entertain me, champagne me

Show me you love me, kid glove me

Best way to cheer me, cashmere me

I'm getting hungry, peel me grape



Here's how to be an agreeable chap

Love me and leave me in luxury's lap

Hop when I holler, skip when I snap

When I say, 'do it,' jump to it



Send out for scotch, call me a cab

Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals

Just hang around, pick up the tab

Never out think me, just mink me

Polar bear rug me, don't bug me

New Thunderbird me, you heard me

I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape