Yesterday he was walking through the park

On the way back from work it was getting dark

He saw autumn trees with their peeling bark

She was sitting on a bench

He didn't think she'd look twice you see

But she looked three times or so it would seem

The rain started up it began to teem

And she was getting drenched



She started to run but he caught up quickly

And he was wearing sunglasses it was hard to see

Then she hit him with a moving plea

Could I please share your umbrella

Well he just smiled and he let her in

And they walked through the rain like Siamese twins

He doesn't normally pick up girls he thinks it's a sin

He just not that sort of fella



She told him where she lived and she told him her name

And he tried her patience, she tried to play games

He wanted to be with her though his excuse was lame

I was going that way anyway

Her flat in a house it was three miles out

Right next to a train track and he had to shout

She said I'm a dancer, she twirled about

And asked him if he wanted to stay



His clothes were really wet he should have taken them off

But he was embarrassed cos he thought she'd laugh

But then she insisted when she heard him cough

She went to make some tea

And he was wearing just a towel to keep him warm

And he saw that she liked Somerset Maugham

She took the Guardian so she could be better informed

But she wasn't interested politically

She seemed rather nonchalant



Time went fast, time came to leave

But in that room he thought he was Adam, she was Eve

He wasn't lying and she wasn't deceived

And neither knew what to say

But everything seemed to be going down fine

Til she gave him a leaving sign

And he as