There was this boy, his name was Jerry

He had a girl, her name was Sally

They were so happy, so much in love

Drank Coca-Cola in his mini bus





A few years later, they got married

They had two kids and a dog named Spot

They were so happy, so much in love

Put their kids to bed and went and watched Ben Hur





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The perfect family, Jerry and Sally

The perfect family

The perfect family, Jerry and Sally

The perfect family





Sally and Jerry have sure been through a lot

But they remember their promise to God

Jerry's getting older now, losing his hair

Losing his teeth, but Sally doesn't care