You know, it's such a shame that it's so hard to find good, honest legal help these days.

See, the problem with my brother and me is we're recidivists--habitual criminal offenders. no attorney wants to go near us. i gotta find him a lawyer, and i don't know what i'm gonna do...

The d.a. was burger

The cop was tragg

Della was the secretary

Drake sat on the desk with perry