I can see it all right now

his mom and dad, so proud of their son and his new found wife

and I wonder if after all these years

will his dad still give him a pep talk

before his wedding night.



I can smell his cousin's polo,

mixed with his grandpas old spice

the swedish meatballs look so tempting,

that his two fat aunts might even fight.



Yeah, his uncle's have all gone drinking,

Highballs and Hamms light, in the parking lot.

And the rest of his relatives are busy just,

tearing up the Manville Elks Lodge.



I can smell his cousin's polo,

mixed with his grandpas old spice.

The mashed potatos look so tasty,

that his two fat aunts might even....



NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH,

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH,

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH.



And on that day,

What else could i say?

I'd say heres to you staying drunk,

here's to all your good luck, your gonna need it.