What's the place where you see more girls

that you'd like to pick up, than any other place?



Honey was offended by the pick up line

Honey was offended by the pick up line

Honey was offended by the pick up line

Honey was offended by the pick up line



If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Can I buy you a drink? Your glass is empty

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Anyway, you come here often? Is this seat taken miss?

America? No? Well you should be a model I'm

New in town so could you show me around?

Can I call you sometime?

I'd like to get to knowin

Your place or mine? I love your eyes, hey where you goin?



Now, honey didn't do what everyone else does

She stood out without making a scene because she was

The hottest but the most modest in a long plaid skirt

And a shirt with a little picture of Ernie & Bert

Now, she played no sports except scholastic sorts

An academic epidemic during book reports

The starlet of a play, not a harlot to lay

So all the school ?? mad that she wouldn't give it away

See,



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Honey was offended by the pick up line

Honey was offended by the pick up line

When Joe the superhoe said, "Baby what's your sign?"

Honey was offended by the pick up line



Cut my bangs so they don't hang, then shampoo the doo

Get the hair out of my eye so I can look into

Of you master and capture the flag

In a '65 rag with brand new tags

She's for real, I feel *chills, they're multiplyin*

*it's so electrifyin, it's so electrifyin*

No denyin that I'm tryin to undress her

With that phony rap, you wouldn't even get near it

She wouldn't go for sugar-coated lyrics

So other girls would say, "She must be gay"

And call her a Lenny Dykstra

But soo what? They really wanted to just like her

Jealous, I won't offend her, I'll treat her tender

Defend her and send her letters and such

But there's no rush and there's no

Baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine

Cuz honey simply ignored the pick-up line



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Honey was offended by the pick up line

Honey was offended by the pick up line

There's no "Baby you're fine I wanna make you mine"

Cuz Honey was offended by the pick up line



Well excuse me (x4)



Y'all step up to this



Now the main dude who wooed women tried to make his move

On her, so we all watched to see what she would do

He moved in: "Hey baby doll.. what's up with us?"

And honey was like, "Excuse me, but I'm gonna be late for my bus"

So I stepped up to her and said here's what I'm about

Long walks, deep thoughts, I I'd take you out, I won't

Play games or try to take the truth and bend it

I just wanna talk, and she wasn't offended



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The pickup line, the pick up line

Honey was offended by the pick up line

Honey was offended by the pick up line

When the R&B singer said let's bump n grind

Honey was offended by the pick up line