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YOU KNOW THE ROCKS GONNA TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY

YOU AINT GONNA BEILIVE IT BUT HES GONNA TEEL YA

ANYWAY



ITS TOUGH TO BE THE ROCK OH NO NO SHUT YOUR MOUTH

NO NO IT REALLY IS

EVEN THOUGH THE ROCK IS THE ROCK IS THE MOST

ELECTRIFIYING MAN IN ALL OF SHOW BIZ

YOU SEE WHEN THE ROCK GETS TO MUCH

TO MUCH OF THE FAME AND ALL THE BRIGHT LIGHTS

HE LIKES TO KICK BACK AND HAVE A SLICE OF THAT UNEDALTERATED

DELIGHT



YA THE ROCK THE PEOPLES CHAMP IN THE HOUSE WHATS UP

WOAH WOAH WOAH THE ROCK JUST WANTS A PIECE OF PIE YA GOT

ANY OF THAT IN THIS BAKERY

BLUEBERRY WHAT

ACTUALLY SLICK

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT KIND OF PIE YOU HAVE

LET THE ROCK TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT PIE



DRIVEN DOWN SOUTH SO QUICKLY AROUND

WHEN MY CAR COUGHT A FLASH AT THIS OLD FARM HOUSE

HOPE SOMEBODYS HOME TAKING A CHANCE AT IT

KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND THIS FINE CHICK ANSWERED

CAN I USE YOUR PHONE?

DAISY DUKE SHORTS ON 5 FOOT STIRTS

SO I SAID OH WHAT THE HECK I MEAN IT DID SMELL GOOD

THERES A GRANDMOTHER, AUNT AND A CHINESE NEIGHBOR



OH THE ROCK IS GONNA TELL YA AGAIN

SEE IT'S TOUGH TO BE THE ROCK

YEAH THE ROCK KNOWS THAT MITE SOUND CRAS

OH BY THE WAY ALL YOU JABRONIS IN THE LOCKER ROOM YOU CAN ALL

COME KISS THE ROCKS ASS!

DID YOU KNOW AFTER THE ROCK LAYS THE SMACKDOWN ON

SOME BIG FAT UGLY HERMAFRIDITE

THE ROCK NEEDS A LITTLE DISTRACTION AND A SLICE THAT SOUNDS JUST RIGHT

THANKS LADIES

DAT GOOD PIE

OH THE ROCK KNOWS THEMILLIONS CAN SMELL IT NOW

ITS TOUGH TO BE THE ROCK

NO NO NO IT REALLY IS

BECAUSE ALL YOU KNOW THE ROCK IS THE MOST ELECTRIFIYING

MAN IN ALL A SHOW BIZ

YOU SEE WHEN THE ROCK GETS TO MUCH

TO MUCH OF THE FAME AND ALL THE BRIGHT LIGHTS

HE LIKES TO KICK BACK AND HAVE A SLICE

NO NO NO NO THE ROCK IS GONNA EAT THE HOLE DAMN PIE