My dad, the best dad that I've had

don't care about nothing

he's not even working

he's not only my dad

the best friend that I've had

don't think he's a mad dad



His dad, is sleeping with boots on

it makes me start wonder

cause there is no thunder

according to my dad

don't think he's a mad dad

it's only some tigers he has got in our shed



My dad, the best dad that I've had

lies under the table

he's wearing his bathrobe

he's listening to lovesongs



His dad won't go to the woodshed

thinks bugs will attack him

according to my dad