There's only two types of men

Pimps and John's

There's one type of bitch

And that's a hoe

God damn holly hooker this is my world

God damn time to go

Where's my dough

It's startin to snow

All I want is the dollas

I've been a pimp so long I knew gahndi when he had an afro



Pimp, hold my dick like a holster

All the girls want a Kid Rock poster

And be able to both stay looked at

The number one pimp with the number one rap

What's up with that

Well I'm a cool cat

With the rap

That's harder than a pimp slap

And because I do so much pimpin

One day I'll probably walk with a limp

And drive a big Lincoln

Wearin an unbuttoned shirt

And be a fifty-five year old pervert

But for now rap's the occupation

But one day watch I'll be Pimp Of The Nation



Hoes are rustlic

Daddy's in the house

We got hoes and hoes and hoes

Prices so low

We pratically given the coochie coo away

Shake that booty, Shake that booty

Its not a bake sell, its a cake sell

God Damn It



Pimp of the Nation, I could be it

As a matter of a fact, I for see it

But only pimpin hoes with the big tush

While you be left pimpin Barbra Bush

What's up granny

First name Annie

Dried up cunt and a saggin fanny

The highlight of your sex adventures

You wanna suck this take out your denchers

A show of life is all I'm givin

Old pimp young hoes is how I'm livin

But for now rap's the occupation

But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation



I got all the hookers, God Damn It

I got Sensational Sherry, Juicy Lucy, Nasty Nancy, and Tammy Toe Jam

All of them ready, willing, and able to give the mack daddy all the dollas

And all the coochie coo till death do we part

Hahahaha



I have hoes like horses in a stable

Rich, famous, willing, and able

First off Ja Ja Kubore and tiffer gore

Is my highest paid whore

And for some hot booty waxin

Fake ass Latoya Jackson

Rosanne Barr is my newest trick

While on the beach I prune her with the dick

And the bitch who fucks with my cash

Robin Givens I'll whip your ass

Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock

Don't you fuck with me

I'll be Pimp of the Nation



Bitc...bit...bitc...bit...bitch

One nation under a pimp

Gettin paid cause suckers is pussy whipped

One nation under a pimp

Gettin paid cause suckers is pussy whipped

One nation under a pimp

Gettin paid cause suckers is pussy whipped

One nation under a pimp

Gettin paid cause suckers is pussy whipped



Ah yeah who's pimpin out there

Uh huh

The Midwest is pimpin

Detroit is pimpin

Mt. Clemens is pimpin

Romeo is pimpin

The black man he pimpin

KDC he's pimpin

Bo your pimpin

I said Tom he's pimpin

Chuck and Murph their pimpin

D he's pimpin

Boner is pimpin

Ben he pimpin

Ralph C is pimpin

The young brothers are pimpin

Eli your pimpin

I said Tony your pimpin

Hey Chicago your pimpin

Mr. Lee your pimpin

My pops is pimpin

My bro D he's pimpin

Jay C he's pimpin

Dice Sound is pimpin

Dougie Doug is pimpin

D-Nice he's pimpin

Chuck Nice is pimpin

Barry White he's pimpin

New York's pimpin

I said Philly is pimpin

Oakland your pimpin

Too Short your pimpin

Arseno Hall your pimp...pimp...pimpin

Eddie Murphy your pimpin

Jive Records your pimpin

RCA is pimpin

Top Dogg is pimpin

Michael Jackson, Ah you ain't pimpin shit

Ah hah hah

Word em up

Word em up

Kid Rock

Kid...Kid Rock

Kid...Kid Rock

And I'm Pimp of the Nation

Hah hah haha

Word

You stay on third base

I'm goin home with the bacon baby

Hahahaha

Peace