Well, honey, do you think that we could start all over?

You could go back to school

We could rent a house out in Arizona

I hear they all have swimming pools

I've been working on a hybrid fertilizer

I hear it makes the lettuce big

I could get some cash down at Harry's pawn shop

And you could get a singing gig



And we could buy a pitbull

And name him after Harry

And we could be famous

Then we'll get married

Married



Well, baby doll, believe me when I say I'm sorry

I didn't mean to take your share

But it seems that this is cut with so much baking soda

That it's making me pull out my hair

I've been working on a toaster that can fry a lambchop

If I could get the wiring right

By Christmas time next year I'm gonna have a patent

And everything'll be all right



And we could buy a pitbull

And name him after Harry

And we could be famous

Then we'll get married

Married



Well, sweetness, do you think that we could have a yard sale?

All this dust is making my eyes sting

We could fix the brakes and with the extra money

I could buy a wedding ring

I've been working on a tractor that could lift a building

I'm gonna try it out tonight

I'm gonna lift that stinkin' bank up and take all their money

You just stay right here, sit tight



And we could buy a pitbull

And name him after Harry

We could be famous

And then we'll get married

Married



Honey, do you think that we could start all over?

You could go back to school