i heard a girl from l.a.

say she'd go all the way

i heard there's no reason why

i heard that now's the time to buy

on planet earth

i'll probably stay

on planet earth

it's a place to live your life

where pleasure follows pain

people go insane

fly around in plane

pray that it won't rain

drive around in cars

get drunk in local bars

dream of being stars

well i lived all my life on planet earth

i heard a girl from san francisco

say her boyfriend ate her hole

i saw her try to catch a man

things i couldn't understand

i saw a man on a stage

scream "put me back in my cage"

i saw him hang by his tie

i saw enough to make me cry

on planet earth

(i lived all my life