The planet of my dreams

The EARTH, my EARTH

Is bulging at me seams

The EARTH, my EARTH

It's full of many schemes

And as the sunlight beams

The glory of our sciences

And militant alliances

Reveal their BASIC WORTH

Along the mounds of dead appliances!



The planet of my dreams

The EARTH, my EARTH

I hear it's muffled screams

The EARTH, my EARTH

And though it often seems

From television beams

That ignorance is rampant there

And Governmental Goons don't care

I know that I shall not despair

And CHEAT like ALL THE REST

I'll just keep on

With what I do the best!



Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go Ahead!

I CAN'T DO IT!

Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go Ahead!

I CAN'T DO IT!

Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go Ahead!

I CAN'T DO IT!

Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go Ahead!

I CAN'T DO IT!