5 little kids in a rock 'n' roll band got money in the pocket and money to spend

Drummer had a friend who had a cousin called Jack who had a head for the good times, called crack

He liked to go cruisin' in his red convertible, the band heard the news playin' on the radio speedin' down the highway ready for more

Never saw it comin', then they were 4

4 little kids in a rock 'n' roll band got an axeman goin' with a demon in his hand

Likes to pose, expose, man it snows up his nose this is how the story goes:

Lost in a maze doin' Purple Haze, Beautiful, Beautiful!

From the A to the B to the X-T-C to the D doing E, then they were 3



Mr. E my man you can drive my van

Get your booty on the table take a place in my band

Mr. E my man with the masterplan

it's a different fable in your stable

Friends of mine are friends of yours



3 little kids in a rock 'n' roll band bump into the man with the masterplan

Face to face Mr. Bassman pays for his ways and the better he plays

E-string, A-string, D-string, G, tell all the people what you see

Fell off the stage like bassmen do, never got up, then they were 2



2 little kids in a rock 'n' roll band payin' their dues to the Candyman

The Moog had to go just to pay for the snow the Hammond B3 for the LSD

You see life ain't easy when you're down to the last key

Hotel sleazy O.D. gone, never got up, then they were 1



Mr. E my man you can drive my van



1 little kid in a rock 'n' roll band tryin' so hard just to understand

Dopey fready day and night, just how long 'til I see the light

Mr. E is truly a mystery to me

Mr. E is a guy who a lot of people see in the eye

Mr. E is like the catcher in the rye if you wanna know the reason

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