[Intro:]

[Arabian Voice:] Doctor, Doctor, I need help Doctor

[Nurse:] Sit down and wait your turn

[Xzibit:] Sit your ass down



[Saafir:]

You have, scars in your mask like Seal

That ain't for real

We'll have to fix that, yo nigga sit back



[Xzibit:]

Your flow remind me of a nigga that I just don't feel

Same style and delivery

Might as well have his grill

Pass the scaple, the alcohol, plants

25 hundered get you style enhanced

It's like...



[Saafir:]

This, mask right will lift your grill

It'll put height in your mack

Don't take to much off

If you want a nose like Michael Jackson



[Xzibit:]

If you want it done right, nigga come see this

maybe even send your bitch

We can fix them tits

From a C cup to a double D cup

Make them big shits, doctor lick em, yeah



[Saafir:]

I like to, axe em, jack em for their financial

need a facial I'll change the skin tone in the inner racial

After I'm done, you might have a little pouch tone

Nothin' my scaple can't fix

What kind of face you want



[Singing Voice:]

I want the kind that make me look like I can rhyme



[Saafir:]

It'll cost you



[Singing Voice:]

But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!



[Saafir:]

That's inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphone

What type of shit you on, I hope you got insurance

Before I sit you on my gurney

And lead you to an anestetic breather

If ya not broke, I'll save your face like dope and make it right

Casue being fake ain't tight

You need plastic surgury



[Hook:]

I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style

(It seems you need plastic surgury) [x5]



[Xzibit:]

I'm located, at, the bottom of the black list

I like to malpractice, complicate a surgury

Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gases

feel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencil

And what?

When a nigga place pussy get fucked

Without a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,

Transfused from a junkie

With the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bones

Of all hip hop clones



[Ras Kass:]

I date fat girls that weight 215

With low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the pussy

I'm performing vinyl liposuctions



[Saafir:]

Phat MC



[Ras Kass:]

Phat production, motherfuckin' facial reconstruction

Needles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmetic

sex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggas

the only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick



[Saafir:]

This shit is full blown, you better head to the clinic

After Captain Save A Hoe, we had the luitenit

Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classic

niggas get blasted if they plastic



[Hook]



[Ras Kass:]

I'm like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagle

Criminal Genius

operation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them niggas penis

Take it to your face like a skin graph

rappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word?)

You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to college

And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and Richard Gere be

swallowin'

Now followin' aks Vanna to buy you flowers

so you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)

We remain uncontested to the contender, we can

Million Man March all the way to December

January, Feburary 28th



[Saafir:]

I, never, wash my hands

The only rubber gloves I wear is on my dick

But I'll split you quick

Like Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhand

I make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't trip

Hopefully, in surgury, I won't slip

on a tile that file and twist ya lips

Like Collin Powell

Descriptions I'm overwrite

For the ones thats over bitin' on dental records

bitin', to God, send your blessings

I'll put your mask on, fast like Romidon minks

and bitches, I have, ? half blind in the paper, they named me

A Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clients

BITCH! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE

You don't have an appointment or an application

For me to attack your face in my practice

Never lackin' when I'm insurting these plastic patches

Seems like you need plastic surgery