i woke up this morning

put on my slippers

walked in the kitchen and died



and oh what a feelin

when my soul went through the celing

and on up to heaven i did right

when i got there they did say

john i'd happened this 'a way

you slipped upon the floor and hit youre head

and all the angels said just before you passed away

these words are the last words you said



(chours)



please don't burry me down in the coco ground i'd rather have them

cut me up and pass me all around

through my brain in a hurricane

the blind can have my eyes

and the death can take both of my ears if they don't manisize



and give my stomach to milwalkie if they run out of beer

put my socks in a cedar box just to get them out of here

venus amoto can have my arms

look out i've got ure nose

sell my heart to the junk man

and give my love to rose



(chours)



but give my feet to the footlose

careless fancy free

and give my knees to the needy

don't pull that stuff on me

and hand me down my walkin cane

just as soon's you tell a lie

send my mouth way down south and kiss my a** goodbye



(chours)