please sir tell me why there's no black superman, kkk kryptonite?

"god only makes caucasian superheroes."

please sir tell me why we stick a man on the moon when life on earth's so

cheap.

"son, we gotta do our bit for the world trade deficit."

please sir tell me why if 'god is love' I'm so dysfunctional.

please sir tell me why there's so much vagrancy.

"layabouts get a job."

well there's an opening for a part-time una-bomber.

please sir tell me why my life's so pitiful but "the future's so bright."

well i'd look ahead but it burns my retinas.