Why must you pick on me?

Have you no sympathy?

I'm just trying to get to school.

I lack popularity, no friends to ride with me.

So I'm alone in the car pool (lane).

When I saw those flashing lights,

when I heard you read my rights,

I knew this wasn't gonna be my day...

So, Officer please don't ticket me,

my violation doesn't deserve a citation.

Please, I won't bother you so don't bother me.