Written by John Curulewski

Lead vocals by John Curulewski



Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet

Said the momma to her son

Wipe the butt clean with the paper

Make it nice for everyone

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah



A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet

Holds the lid up with one hand

Won't let go the lid for fear that

On his banana it will land

Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah



Boy goes up he eats the enchilada

With the sauce that burns the heart

Family comes to visit family

Momma says don't belch and fart



Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet

Said the momma to her son

Wipe the butt clean with the paper

Make it nice for everyone

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah



Everybody Sing!



Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet

Said the momma to her son

Wipe the butt clean with the paper

Make it nice for everyone

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah



Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet

Said the momma to her son

Wipe the butt clean with the paper

Make it nice for everyone

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah