She's a Perfect 10

But she wears a 12

Baby, keep a little 2 for me

She could be sweet 16

Bustin' out of the seams

It's still love in first degree

When he's at my gate

With a big fat 8

You wanna see the smile on my face

And even at my door

With a poor poor 4

There ain't no man can replace

'Cause we love our love

In different sizes

I love her body

Especially the lies

Time takes it's toll

But not on the eyes

Promise me this

Take me tonight

If he's extra large (That's Me)

Well I'm in charge

I can work this thing on top

If he's XXL

Well what the hell

Every penny don't fit the slot

All the anorexic chicks

The model 6

They don't hold no weight with me

Well 8 or 9

Well that's just fine

But I like to hold something I can see

'Cause we love our love

In different sizes

I love her body

Especially the lies

Time takes it's toll

But not on the eyes

Promise me this

Take me tonight

I bought a watch

To time your beauty

But I've had to fit a second hand

I've bought a calendar

And every month

Is taken up by loverman

'Cause we love our love

In different sizes

I love her body

Especially the lies

Time takes it's toll

But not on the eyes

Promise me this

Take me tonight

'Cause we love our love

In different sizes

I love her body

Especially the lies

Time takes it's toll

But not on the eyes

Promise me this

Take me tonight