Little Flopsy flaps around.

He flaps on up and flaps on down.

He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown.

Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you do these things,

Flopsy baby your going to take a nap

Birdies know

Rivers flow

Doggy always go

Your playin' pocket pool (that's right) pocket everyday

When you got the pool in pocket it's always that way

Pig-dick sandwich porcu-butt pie

Slup it up with yer black eye bride

Got them Rocky Mountain oysters on the side...