[a poetry (mis)reading by Keith Moon]



*(announcing): "It's 'Poetry Cornered'."



[theme music plays]



(reading): "'And when I look upon your face

I would that we were in some place

Where you could be my pet

My dove

So live with me

And be my vole'."



(confused): "...Vole? Hang on."



(rereading): "'Where you could be my pet

My dove

Live with me

And be my-- vole'."



(still confused): "Hang on-- that can't be right."



[*'Poet's corner is slang for 'toilet