She comes on like a rose

But everybody knows

She'll get you in dutch

You can look but you better not touch



Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy

Late at night while you're sleepin'

Poison Ivy comes a creepin' around

She's round





She's pretty as a daisy

But look out man she's crazy

She'll really do you in

If you let her get under your skin





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Measles make you bumpy

And mumps'll make you lumpy

And chicken pox'll make youjump and twitch

A common cold'll fool ya

And whoopin' cough can cool ya

But poison ivy Lord'll make you itch





You're gonna need an ocean

Of calamine lotion

You'll be scratchin' like a hound

The minute you start to mess around





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