Well you should see polythene pam

She's so good-looking but she looks like a man

Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag

Yes you should see polythene pam.

Yeah yeah yeah



Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt

She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt

She's the kind of a girl that makes the "news of the world"

Yes you could say she was attractively built.

Yeah yeah yeah.