(Rod Stewart, Ron Wood)

Sweatin' hard, I didn't get a shower

All I did was stand around and get too hot

Knowin' all the people walkin' on my side

Losin' all my money and I'm killin' time

Ol' Bill he come a-runnin' like he's gettin' some

Makes you kind of jealous but it sure is fun

I don't mind but he wants my lady too



You know the crowd gets bigger

As the word goes 'round

Pool Hall King was playin' back in town

Minnesota Fats standin' up at the back

Tryin' to hide himself in a plastic mack

You ought to hear the silence

When the kid walks in

His reputation's bigger than gasoline

I don't mind but he's tryin' to fill my lady too, ha ha



Pool Hall Richard

You're far too wicked we know, ha

Pool Hall Richard

Kid you're wicked, we know

You broke my heart

Same as you ... could ever do



With your yellow carnation

And your pink satin shoe

You make me jealous, but I worship you

One day soon I'm gonna beat you clean

Wipe that smile right off your chin

Everybody gonna drive from miles around

Cuein' up to see me take away your crown

Then you'll never never ever take my lady then



Get out



Pool Hall Richard

You're far too wicked we know, ha

Pool Hall Richard

Kid you're wicked, we know

You broke my heart

Same as you ... could ever do



Dig this



Bam goes the brown, that's another one down

Know they play much better when the sun goes down

Bang goes the green, you're so obscene

Your hands are dirty but your scent is clean



Bam goes the blue, lock away your cue

The Pool Hall King is hustlin' you

Bam goes the 8-ball, didn't see it spin at all

This kid can play, oh yeah



Bam goes the brown, ooh another one down

Know they play much better when the sun goes down

Bang goes the green, you're so obscene

Your hands are dirty, your scent is clean



Damn the pink, one more to sink

Gonna beat you someday

'Cause you're makin' me sick

Down on the black, at the back of the pack

Aw, you nearly missed, you ain't so hot



Pool Hall Richard

Kid you're wicked, we know

You broke my heart

Same as you ... could ever do



You're breakin' my heart

But you're stealin' my tart, no no no

Shut up