When I met you, I thought how sweet,

My lonely life would now be complete

If only I knew, have I no brain?

You're a two faced tramp, driving me insane.

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Dearest darling, I leave this note for you

A love letter with sincerity

Dearest darling, I leave this note for you

Get out o'my life, get out o'my life

Coz I...loathe you

You smiled at me, she smiled at him

My heart melted, his heart melted

This was the real thing, this was the real thing

I'm besotted, he's besotted

What a nincompoop, you're the devil in a frock

I'm a naive nugget, and you made me a laughing stock

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GITAR TIMECHORUS.