Poor Mohammed at the peep show

Kick the beggar down the stairs

Can't keep guard, he's old and feeble

Steal his books, burn his prayers



Poor Mohammed at the keyhole

Sit him by the kitchen door

Slop his food all around the table

Let him lick it off the floor



Put Mohammed in the cellar

Keep him there 'til half past ten

Ties some bacon to his beard

Let the rats out on him there