[The only way to get what you want]

[Is to become a human yourself]



[Can you do that?]



[My dear sweet child]

[That's what I do]

[It's what I live for]

[To help unfortunate merfolk, like yourself]

[Poor souls with no one else to turn to]



I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me

Well, a witch



But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented, seen the light

And made a switch



And I fortunately know a little magic

It's a talent that I always have possesed

And here lately, please don't laugh

I use it on behalf

Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed-- Pathetic!



Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need

This one longing to be thinner

That want wants to get the girl

And do I help them?

Yes, indeed!



Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad, so true

They come flocking to my cauldron

Crying spells, Ursula, please!

And I help them, yes I do



Now it's happened once or twice

Someone couldn't pay the price

And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em

'Cross the coals



Yes, I've had the odd complaint

But on the whole I've been a saint

To those poor unfortunate souls



[Have we got a deal?]



[If I become human]

[I'll never be with my father or sisters again]



[But you'll have your man]

[Life's full of tough choices, inn'nt it?]

[Oh, and there is one more thing]

[We haven't discussed the subject of payment]



[But I don't have any..]



[I'm not asking much, just a token]

[Really, a trifle]

[What I want from you is, your voice]



[But without