Well I just don’t understand it

Things just never go my way



My mum’s only got one kid and she still forgot my

birthday



Well I just don’t understand it



All my friends make so much cash



They’re all kicking ass and I’m still collecting trash



I know the sun is out today, but it always seems to

rain at my place



I know that luck won’t come, I just slipped on a black

cat and broke the mirror in the hallway



I know that I should wish you well, you won the

lottery but that don’t do shit for me



I know that that nothing’s going my way, I’m

positively negative and looking for a lucky break



Well I just can’t understand it



My car’s always getting smashed



But I’m scared to take the train cause I’m only gonna

get bashed



Well I just can’t comprehend it



Chicks just never look my way



The only chance to get into their pants is to start

wearing lingerie



I‘m positively negative



I‘m positively negative