Oh, I do like to be beside the sea



Drinking bear sits in Silver's Arcade

Sips imaginary lemonade

Amusement Pork!



Writing letters home

What a lovely view-EE-ooo (blah blah blab blab) (Dear Mom)

"What the Butler Saw" was a bit of a drag

The captain says he's going to heave, too



Bored with Bingo, we went for a swim

Fat sea cows with gorgonzola skin

Semi-nude!



After lunch, we grabbed our trunks

And we all got cramp!

Trousers rolled, the sea is cold

But it's good for chillblains



On the prom, white plimsolls and blue shorts

Brass band playing by the tennis courts

Love-fifteen! Love fifteen year olds



What a lovely view-EE-ooo, I've written at last

What's the rudest one? Just for a laugh

Just married and it sticks out for a mile!



We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here



It rained yesterday, so we stayed indoors

The food's all right, I'm okay, hope you are same

Wish you were always, your loving son Anthony



I hope I get bronze this year