Fill the] pearls for the last time

Corn beef legs for the last time

Oh we're so glad that you've finally decided



But then you see someone new

And you want someone new

So you have someone new

I don't blame you

We would all do the same as you

If ever we had the nerve to



Chips with cream for the last time

The people's friend for the last time

Oh we're so glad that you've finally decided



Tiny striped socks for the last time

Pokes and prods for the last time

And the doctor said:

oDon't nod your head until June!@



But then you see someone new

And you want someone new

So you have someone new

I don't blame you

We would all do the same as you

If ever we had the chance to



Sick at noon for the last time

And who is gonna clean up, would you be so kind?

Oh everybody's stared at the strange clothes that you're wearing



Bad advice for the last time

And people being nice for the very last time

Oh we're so glad that you have finally decided