"Bet she's a secret admirer of Lady Godiva

She'd strip at the flip of a hat"

"You know they cancelled her charge account

Whaddya think of that?"



She felt the alienation from her friends and relations

So close yet remote just the same

It seems she gives them her money

But they have trouble remembering her name



CHORUS

She never worries about all the time spent alone on her

Princess Telephone

She never worries about, never harbours a doubt on her

Princess Telephone

She never worries - and that worries me!

Princess Telephone



"Well have you heard about Debbie and Mr. McKenzie...

They're involved in a secret affair"

"...It seems they borrowed their neighbours convertible

'Cause it was there!"

Hold the line operator

'Cause the message you gave her

Belongs to a party unknown

She's been insanely affected since you disconnected the phone



CHORUS

She never worries about all the time spent alone on her

Princess Telephone

She never worries about, never harbours a doubt on her

Princess Telephone

She never worries - and that worries me!

Princess Telephone



BRIDGE

You know she has a princess telephone

She sits inside her bedroom all alone

She dreams about her secret love affair

But when she wakes there's no one there