I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

'cause i get to play with other people's money



I'm having a lousy day

I burned my toast and spilled my coffee

On my best shirt. so i had to change and then

I'm late for work. so i rush into the meeting

Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is

And i don't really give a damn

But i don't have another job

And so i lie and say



I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

'cause i get to talk to stimulating people



I open up my mail

Hoping that it's not a bill but it's from the bank

Saying that i have only 20 hours to go

To contribute to my rrsp for this tax year

So i run down to the bank but there's a 20-mile lineup

And i'm yelling and i'm screaming

And i'm not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh



I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

'cause i get to screw with other people's lives



I took out 40 bucks

From the automatic teller. it told me

That i couldn't 'cause i just had 10

But that can't be 'cause i just got paid on friday

So i go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup

And i'm talking to the teller

She says "wait i'll get your last month's statement"

She comes back in 7 hours

Says i've got some interest charges and a cheque from uncle bill

That bounced and so they'll have to charge me 40 bucks for that

And for the box i never opened and i don't have overdraft protection

And i think i'll die before i pay off all that i owe and i don't even

Own a car



I'm pleased to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm pleased to be a banker

'cause i get to play with other people's money



(he's a banker)

Would you please endorse this cheque?

(he's a banker)

Do you have any assets?

(he's a banker)

You should buy you shouldn't rent

(he's a banker)

The cheque will cost you fifty cents

(it will cost you fifty cents)

(he's a banker and he says

That it will cost you fifty cents

He's a banker and he says

That it will cost you fifty cents)

(it will cost you fifty cents)