Our fair country canada

Is north of the usa

Our maritimes are lovely

And our prairies give us hay

You might think you yankees

Are better than us canucks

But we don't need no microchips

Inside our hockey pucks



The vikings left us newfoundland

We're stuck with england's queen

The swiss give us their army knives

The french give us poutine

We watch american tv shows

For hours and hours and hours

We'll export alan thicke

But shania twain is ours



We're proud to be canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse

It's cool in many ways to be canadian

We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse



We are a northern people

Who love the wintertime

For about two weeks

And then we start to whine

So we go down to florida

For all its southern charms

But when we get sunburned when we exercise

The right to bare our arms



We're proud to be canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse

It's cool in many ways to be canadian

We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse



Pamela anderson lee

Is the treasure of our land (uh huh)

We all tune into baywatch

To see her frolic in the sand (watch her jiggle now)

She's just as canadian

As "how's it goin', eh?"

Though most her parts above the waist

Were made in the usa



We're proud to be canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse

It's cool in many ways to be canadian

We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse



We're proud to be canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse

It's cool in many ways to be canadian

We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse



Tears are not enough