Our fair country Canada is north of the USA

Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay

You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks

But we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks



We know that you have Disney world and you keep it very

clean

But we don't have Bob Dole and we can drink when we're

nineteen

We might watch your TV shows for hours and hours and hours

We'll give you Alan Thicke, but Shania Twain is ours



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We're proud to be Canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian

We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse



Your beer is not to tasty but you weather can't be beat

We all fly south in the wintertime to escape the snow and sleet

We're pleased to say we've enjoyed all your southern

charms

But we get sunburnt we exercise the right to bear our

arms



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Alanis Morissette she

is our latest pride and

joy

She used to ding

about high school

dances and chasin'

after boys

Now she's fed up

and about as angry

as can be

She's got one hand in

her pocket and the

other's in gaurd for

thee



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