Maria's cryin and I don't understand

It takes two to tango

Three to make me really mad

But things ain't that bad

Call me super dad



Suzy's had it up to here with their master plan

Of some cronies' testimony that sounds just like the Ku Klux Klan

If things get that bad

There's plenty of room in Japan



Don't need girls or little boys

They'd only have broken toys

They'd only throw them all away



There's pain down below

Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)

There's pain down below

Pullin weeds (don't give a funk)



An unwanted baby Jonny boy

Daddy was a dirty beggar mamma's a whore

With a life like that

How can he win the war



Don't need girls or little boys

They'd only have broken toys

They'd only throw them all away



There's pain down below

Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)

There's pain down below

Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)



Maria's cryin and I don't understand

It takes two to tango

Three to make me really mad

But things ain't that bad

Call me super dad



Don't need girls or little boys

They'd only have broken toys

They'd only throw them all away



There's pain down below

Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)

There's pain down below

Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)

Pullin weeds