SARAH

Andreo has a first name,

A-N-D-R-E-O . . .

Andreo has a second name,

N-I-K-O-L-A-O . . .

When people ask me for the longest name I ever knew,

I'll tell them what I know is true,

It's S-M-I-T-H-M-O-O-R-E-B-R-O . . .



MELANIE

"Pulverize the Color Barrier"?

Alan says that he loves

Everyone he may find;

But his love's just aesthetic;

It's all in his mind!



PAUL

I see Melanie, so romantic and light;

Hakeem's so romantic and dark, if that be spoken;

It's a shame that he's Black and she was born White;

By Pittman their pair will be surely upbroken!



HAKEEM

Ah, Pittman, what a principal,

An anachronistic shame;

We all know him and hate him,

They say the Nazis' hate is just the same.



PITTMAN

They say my racism is bad,

But isn't anti-racism, too?



BLUMBERG

Face it, it's not because you're racist,

It's because you're you!



SARAH

. . .R-I-T-A-A-U