it's a nine mile walk

from the office to the pumps

sometimes you think you're gonna drop

in the end you're filthy dirty

horny and pissed off

and before you can leave u gotta sweep the fuckin' shop

it's a real real bitch

to be workin' 4 the man

but shit i do it well so what the fuck

i could probly wash dishes

at some other fuckin' dump

but it's all the same to me

bustin' ass 2 make a buck



so read 'em up stick 'em

pump that fucker good

some woman down on main st. needs a jump

get your fingers outta your ass

and pump some faggot's gas

and think about how bad new hope sucks



it's a piss poor life

when the ladies fire u up

and then u check their oil and know you're fucked

'cuz no one wants a loser

who works for 5 an hour

smells like gas, looks like shit

works in the rain - rude as hell



i can fix a tire like hurricane melinda

i know that i'm the best for what it's worth

so if i choose to help you

don't look like you expect it

'cuz it's a gift that god gave me at birth



so read 'em up stick 'em

pump that fucker good

some woman down on main st. needs a jump

get your fingers outta your ass

and pump some faggot's gas

and think about how bad new hope sucks



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