Punch remembers where he has been

Judy knows he's being fair

Punch has always hugged her tightly

Judy's waited on his touch

Punch has dreamed about her every night

And Judy's never had that much



Punch always had a sense of humour

And Judy must've realised that

He always cut a famous figure

With his truncheon and his hat

Judy's always been his bright flag

Shows the audience a smile

Cos she knows when they've all gone home

She can lick him clean in style



See such soul and beauty

In Punch And Judy



Punch has played the famous villian

Wants to rest his aching feet

Judy says she's more than willing

Wants to lay back in the heat

There's a few more shows to pack in

Cos his loyalty is strong

The way he's hitting on her tonight

She won't have to wait that long



See such soul and beauty

In Punch And Judy