she wriggles and she wraggles

she gigglesand she gaggles

you stand and watch her pass by

your line of vision ass-eye

you think that 'cause she smiles

that you turn all her dials

but you don't see them later

while in the elevator

you nag her and you swag her

you think you're gonna shag her

a man about the town-a

get funky, let's get down-a

machismo and machasma

it turns into miasma

but you have got class, no style

no social skills, no comprehension



chorus:

i can't deal with this idiot

yeah, i must admit

that he's a punk ass bitch



you open up your mouth-a

amazed at what comes out-a

it's just a testimony

that you're full of bologna

that you're a stupid shit-ass

a meato, guido, pass-gas

that you have got no class, no style

no social skills, no comprehension



repeat chorus X2



you know you want to spangle

but you can't seem to angle

one gives you attitude-a

your reason to be rude-a

you think that 'cause she smiles

that you turn all her dials

but you don't see them later

while in the elevator

you nag her and you swag her

you think you're gonna shag her

a man about the town-a

get funky, let's get down-a

machismo and machasma

it turns into miasma

but you have got class, no style

no social skills, no comprehension

you open up your mouth-a

amazed at what comes out-a

it's just a testimony

that you're full of bologna

that you're a stupid shit-ass

a meato, guido, pass-gas

that you have got no class, no style

no social skills, no comprehension



chorus X2