She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles

You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass-eye

You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials

But you don't see them later, while in the elevator

You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her

A man about the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa

But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension



[Chorus]

I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch



You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a Its just a testimony

That you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass-gas

That you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension



[Repeat Chorus 2X]



You know you want to spangle, but you can't seem to angle

One gives you attitude-a, your reason to be rude-a

You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials

But you don't see them later, while in the elevator

You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her

A man about the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa

You have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a

It's just a testimony, that you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass gas

But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension



[Repeat Chorus 2x