Chorus]

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

I've been to Mushroom mountain

Once or twice but who's countin'

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple Pills



[Eminem]

Cool, calm, just like my mom

With a couple of valium inside her palm

It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve

To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves

I can't describe the vibe I get

When I drive by 6 people

And 5 I hit

Ah shit

I started a mosh pit

Squashed a bitch

And stomped the foster kids

These shrooms make me hallucinate

Then I sweat till I start losing weight

Till I see dumb shit start happenin'

Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again

So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce

I said c'mon bounce

Everybody in the house with a half an ounce

Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down

We don't bullshit, better ask around

D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town

Bizarre, your mom is passing out

Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out

(Come on)



[Kon Artist & Kuniva]

Fuck that, someone help Denaun

He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn

Hey Von

You see me stepping on these leprechauns?

It gotta be acid cuz the X is gone

Ya I took them all dog with some parmesian

And I think my arm is gone

It's probably numb

Dumb, dumb, and full of come

And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue

Scary ass it was a false alarm

You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on

Well, stop acting stupid

You so high

That you might wake up with a guy

On some new shit

I think I did too much

This substance equals cuffs

Red pills, blue pills, and green

Big pills (That's ill)

Mescaline



I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

I've been to Mushroom mountain

Once or twice but who's countin'

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple Pills



[Hook]

Dirty Dozen

80 of us

Shady brothers

Ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers

Love us but they hate each other

They probably wanna take each other out

And date each other

Some-, something, something, something

Something, something, something, something



[Proof]

Pop pills

Pills I pop

Pop two pills

On stilts I walk

Snort two lines that were filled with chalk

Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk

I wanna roll away

Like a rollerblade

Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days

And when I'm old and gray

Look for dope to smoke

I overdose

When I pack up my nose with coke

*cough cough cough*

Am I supposed to choke?

Had an accident when the Trojan broke

Ahh, poor baby

Born by whore lady

Now I gotta straight born *infant*

(You're crazy!)



[Swifty]

I pop four E's at one time

And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine

(You got any shrooms?)

Does Bizarre smoke crack?

We can't get jobs

Cuz our arms show tracks

Why the hell you niggas think I rap?

I do it just to get your company hijacked

And if you like smack

Then I might too

(Swift, chill)

I just wanna get high like you

And I don't give a damn if they white or blue

Speed, shrooms, down the valiums

Even smoke weed outta vacuums

I just got some and I'm going back soon



I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

I've been to Mushroom mountain

Once or twice but who's countin'

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple Pills



Bizarre:

I'm at a rave, looking like

a slave high on chronic

Gin and tonic, demonic

Body smell like vomit

Pussy-popping, acid-dropping,

dope-headed guy

Hurling Mescaline, pencilnecks,

wanna try?

Blue pills, golden seals

Got Bizarre acting ill

Drugs kill

(Yeah, right)

Bitch, I'm for real

Shut your mouth you dirty slut

You know you want it in your butt

I'll put it in your cunt

Let Bizarre nut!



I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

I've been to Mushroom mountain

Once or twice but who's countin'

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple Pills



Bridge