Chorus:

I've been so many places

I've seen so many faces

But nothing compares to these

Blue and yellow purple hills

I've climbed the highest mountain

Once or twice, but who is countin

But nothing compares to these

Blue and yellow purple hills



Eminem:

Cool, calm, just like my mom

With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm

It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve

Roll upon you like Christopher Reeves

I can't describe the vibe I get

When I drive by six people and five I hit (whoops)

Ah,___

I started a mosh pit

Squashed a chick and lost a foster kid (aaacckk)

This room makes me hillucinate

Then I sweat til I start losing weight

Til I see dumb ___ start happenin

Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again

So bounce, bounce, come on, bounce

I said come on, bounce

Everybody in the house doing mass amounts

To the women in the thongs with they asses out

We don't _____ , better ask around

D-12 throws the bomb and its dashin town

Bizarre, your mom is crashing out

Help me get her on the couch when she passes out



Kon Artis and Kuniva:

____ that, someone help Denaun

He's upstairs wrestling with Elton John

Hey Von, you see me stepping on his leprachan

It's gotta be Tums, the X-Lax is gone

Yeah, I took them all gone with some parmesian

And I think my arm is gone

Nah, it's probably numb

Dumb, dumb, and full of ___

And I think he bout to swallow his tongue

Scary ass, it was a false alarm

You think I'm bout to die when I just got on

Well stop acting stupid

You so high

That you might wake up with a guy

On some new ____

(Yeah)

I think I did too much

(Uh-huh)

I think I got the runs

(Uh-huh)

Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums

Watch out, here it comes



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Bridge:

Dirty Dozen

80 of us

Shady brothers

Ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers

Love us, but they hate each other

They probably wanna take each other

Out and date each other

And something, something, something

Something, something, something



Proof:

Hop hills, hills I hop

Hop two hills, on stilts I walk

Snort two lines that were filled with chalk

Thought it was incredible, I killed the Hulk

I wanna roll away like a rollerblade

Til my eyes roll back in my skull for days

And when I'm old and grey

I'm a go for broke

Now okey doke

Pack my nose with some soap

(coughs)

Am I supposed to choke

Had an accident when the Trojan broke

Aww, poor baby

Born by ____ lady

Now I'm paying child support

(It's your baby)



Swifty:

Ha, I take four shots at one time

And I don't need a chase when I'm swallowing mine

(You got any room)

In Bizarre's hatch back

We can't go far cause the car has flats

Why the hell you people think I rap

Because my mother taught me how to breach contracts

And if you got cash, then hide it soon

(Swift, chill)

I'm just trying to get by like you

And I don't give a damn if you find me rude

Mean, crude, the hell with you, too

I only need three blunts and I'm cool

I just popped some and I'm going back soon



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Bizarre:

I'm at a rave, looking at a babe like she want it

Gin and tonic, demonic

Body smell like vomit

Looney, crazy, chubby, sexy, dopey-headed guy

Whipped cream, dirty mattresses, wanna try

Blue hills, broken seals

Got Bizarre acting ill

Drugs kill

(Yeah, right)

Chick, I'm for real

Shut your mouth you dirty girl

You know you want me in your world

Ladies, please don't fight

Bizarre's here all night



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Bridge